I think I want to leave uni and be a nail technician. If only I could do more than simple leopard print haha.

I think I want to leave uni and be a nail technician. If only I could do more than simple leopard print haha.

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26.01.12

UGH! Every time I’ve had a night out planned for the past two months it has snowed the day before. Luckily the snow has always disappeared before going out so hopefully it’ll stop & rain before tomorrow.

School was a bit of a blur today. I think I’m suffering from severe lack of sleep and can’t really remember half of what I did. I had the class all day again & I THINK it went well. I should definitely start working as soon as I get home instead of doing my planning at midnight. Also, I really need to catch up with all my other work. I say this every day & do nothing about it.

Going out to get really ridiculously drunk tomorrow & possibly Saturday too - depending on how much of a riot Friday is. Sunday will be spent working a very awkward shift and then probably uni work, but probably not. If my sore throat gets worse & is combined with the massive alcohol consumption hopefully I’ll lose my voice & won’t be able to go to school next week!

Life is pretty good just now despite the constant workload & tiredness. I don’t know if it’s because: 1. I have zero time, 2. I have things better thought out right now or 3. I give even less of a fuck about things than usual. No matter what it is, I’m feeling a lot happier so who cares? La la la la…

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Things you should never do in a phone shop:

  • Use the word “textses” (texzeeeez) - it’s texts.
  • Expect the person serving you to give a fuck how long you’ve been a “loyal” customer.
  • Expect us to replace a phone you broke & have no insurance for.
  • Complain about your phone being cut off, pay your bills you tramp.
  • Expect discounts when you don’t qualify for them.
  • Ask for a freebie because you’ve bought a phone… it’s a fucking phone shop.
  • Start your sentence with “What it is is…”
  • Lie to try & get something “Customer services said…” No they fucking didn’t.
  • Use the term “bill phone”. It’s a contract/pay monthly you retard.
  • Expect a birth certificate to be taken as a valid form of ID. “Also, I have a note from my mum here saying I’m definitely me…”
  • Ask the sales advisor to do something dodgy for you.
  • Try & threaten us with leaving the company. We genuinely couldn’t give a flying fuck. I will quite happily point you in the direction of the other phone shops.
  • Get upset if you receive a sarcastic comment if you do any of these, you deserve it. My personal favourite is “That’s a shame.” then move on.

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Sometimes it’s hard being ridiculously good looking all the time.

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Ryan & I are staying at a hotel for the night & we found these on top of a cupboard… someone’s been having a good time!

Ryan & I are staying at a hotel for the night & we found these on top of a cupboard… someone’s been having a good time!

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20.01.12

Thank GOD it’s Friday! It’s been quite a strange week, I’m still a bit stuck in first-week-back mode even though this is the end of the second. Next week is week 6 on placement, almost halfway there. I am the worst student ever & really need to spend Sunday night locked in a room catching up on work I haven’t done since day 1…

This weekend is quite busy, I’m working tonight until 10 & Ryan will be here when I get home. On Saturday we’re having a night away at a nice hotel & going for dinner. Then on Sunday I’m working during the day & need to really get into uni work afterwards.

There are so many things I’d love to rant about right now but I’m running late. Let’s just say that I have sweet revenge on my mind at the moment & cannot wait to see certain people getting what they deserve. Swings & roundabouts…

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CALLING ALL IPHONE USERS! You need the Catchphrase app in your life.

CALLING ALL IPHONE USERS! You need the Catchphrase app in your life.

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I was going to do some exercise on the Wii but I bought these instead. Set for the night. No regrets.

I was going to do some exercise on the Wii but I bought these instead. Set for the night. No regrets.

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Now I really want these ones so if my size is left by pay day I’m taking it as a sign & getting them. Why am I not rich? Le sigh…

Now I really want these ones so if my size is left by pay day I’m taking it as a sign & getting them. Why am I not rich? Le sigh…

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Hello! I love you, even though I can’t really walk in you right now.

Hello! I love you, even though I can’t really walk in you right now.

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I NEED TO STOP SPENDING MONEY!

Just putting this here as a reminder to myself that it’s still a week until payday & I need to pay for petrol (amongst other things) to get me through that week. Stupid early Christmas pay has left me fully in my overdraft again! Also, I have a speeding ticket & an admin fee for changing my car direct debit date coming off my wage this month. Not. Fucking. Cool.

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This sums up my life right now. I just want to say FUCK EVERYTHING and go drink my weight in Rekorderlig. Wah wah wah, I’m a girl & I whinge about stuff BECAUSE OF REASONS.

This sums up my life right now. I just want to say FUCK EVERYTHING and go drink my weight in Rekorderlig. Wah wah wah, I’m a girl & I whinge about stuff BECAUSE OF REASONS.

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Today has consisted of hangover, McDonalds, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, sex & sleep. I feel like I have accomplished so many things. 

Now back to the reality of planning a whole day of lessons for tomorrow… WAH!

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Science week skeleton display! Looking pretty good if I do say so myself. Proper upset that science week is coming to an end and we need to do real work now.

Science week skeleton display! Looking pretty good if I do say so myself. Proper upset that science week is coming to an end and we need to do real work now.

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Just found this from before I went out on Saturday, waiting for my friends to get to mine for a few drinks. I miss my false eyelashes, I’ve been wearing them constantly & they’ve ruined my own eyelashes again. I’ll give them a month to recover haha.

Just found this from before I went out on Saturday, waiting for my friends to get to mine for a few drinks. I miss my false eyelashes, I’ve been wearing them constantly & they’ve ruined my own eyelashes again. I’ll give them a month to recover haha.

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